On the ride home from school...
Lala: "Ruby is Evan's GIRLFRIEND."
Ev: "What's a girlfriend, Mom?"
Me: "Um, a girl who's your friend who you like more than anyone else? You usually don't have girlfriends until you're older."
Me: "Lala, who told you Ruby was Evan's girlfriend?"
Lala: "EVAN TOLD ME HIMSELF!"
Ev: "Hey Mom, listen to this sound I can make if I put my hand in my armpit and do THIS!"
I'm grateful that things are just as they should be.